I play a lot of games. Not all of them are on the PC. Altogether, I play something like 15 different games, but the PC games take up the lion’s share of my time. As a result of this, I’m always looking to downsize and age out of games that no longer have things in them that make them enjoyable to me.
The greated PC MMO I’ve ever played was Horizons: Empire of Istaria, now called Istaria: Chronicles of the Gifted. I don’t play it anymore because while the game still has absolutely everything I’d like, they lack one thing.
They’re not free to play and should be.
Their community size, game engine and the like are not a good model for a pay to play game, especially not for $15/mo. I left it back when I started WoW 7 years ago and have been back several times, but could never stay because I just can’t justify playing an 11 year old game, with an even older gaming engine for $15/mo.
Because I’m always looking for ways to downsize my gaming library, I’m currently dealing with a game that may be on the chopping block for good if things don’t change there in a big way with their next expansion.
That game is World of Warcraft.
As much as it pains me to admit it, WoW dropped the ball in a major way with Cataclysm and they’ve been hemorrhaging people ever since. They’ve got an open wound that needs to be sewn shut in a major way.
Last night, in my guild, one of the most devoted players we have was admitting that WoW is dying, if not already dead, and it may be time for a changing of the guard. She’s right. It’s 7 years old and now’s the time to put up or shut up.
The announcement of the model for the female pandaren did not help their case as far as I’m concerned. She looks absolutely terrible! Like a very large, big boned chipmunk rather than a portly, motherly female panda monk. She looks exactly like I feared she would, which proves to me that Blizzard is far too concerned with sex and furries and otherkin than they are pleasing their players. Needless to say, I’ll be playing the male panda.
The beta will prove to me just how much time I will be spending in Azeroth, though. It just has to be admitted. I’m actually glad I paid for the annual pass because I’ll get to beta the Mists of Pandaria expansion pack and that’s a damned good thing. Because if the game doesn’t have exactly what I want it to have with this xpac, I’m out. Their announcement of the Blizzcon cancellation didn’t help them in my opinion. So, they’d better have something to offer me because I can and will cancel my sub in October and move on.
With last night’s press tour, we got some revelations and I’ll go ahead and comment on some of them, now.
1. The final patch of Mists of Pandaria will be the Siege of Orgrimmar! Both factions lay siege to the city to bring Garrosh down and end his reign of Warchief.
Well, I’ll just assume that’s the final raid scenario and that’s fine. My guild seems to have their heart set on 10 dedicated raiders even though we’re an extremely casual guild. Meaning that most of us don’t see end content, so I won’t cry over not seeing that. It’s “meh” as far I’m concerned. Garrosh? Yeah, he’s a monumental douchebag and I’d like to see his head on a pole in the middle of Orgrimmar, but I’ll see it after the other raiding groups do it.
2. An 11th character slot has been added.
Well, fuck me. They should have done this back with Wrath of the Lich King for Christ’s sake! I’m sure all those people who had to delete a toon to have a Death Knight back then will be pleased as pie to hear this shit. It’s only 4 years too late.
3. There will not be an item squish in Mist of Pandaria.
This one actually kind of pisses me off. So instead of maybe going back to the realm of say, 5k damage being more than enough, we’re going to go from the 30k per second we have now to probably 50k or 60k?! Bleh. Obviously, this one isn’t game breaking, it’s just overdue and I don’t know why they couldn’t take the time to do it.
4. No new race models are ready to be added yet.
No. But, we can have female pandas that look like a black and white chipmunk with the female dwarf body, though, right?! Again, Blizzard is being lazy, here. And, I’m wearing thin with laziness.
5. There will be nine level 90 heroics for players as well as three raids with 14 raid bosses and three difficulties. There will be an additional two world bosses.
Well, I’m not really interested in heroics particularly, but I’m going to assume they meant dungeon instances here, both regular and heroic. If there’s no normal mode I’m going to be highly upset. The instances in Cataclysm are an hour, maybe hour and thirty minutes long. Meaning that I have spent very little time in them because they’re far too long. The ones in MoP had been be 30 minutes tops and far, far easier to complete than Cata’s are. There is just no damned excuse to make them as ridiculou as they are right now. Wrath had it right, Cata is hilariously overdone as far as instance length and difficulty. I don’t want to see that again.
As far as 3 raids and 14 raid bosses, as I said earlier, I”m casual. My ally guild seems to be moving in the direction of casual guild, but progression oriented raid team. I won’t see these instances unless I can get in on one of my horde guild’s raid teams. Which is probably my goal. Although, I can’t say I’ll see much of them, so we’ll see.
6. There are now seven zones, up from five. This was done to add more content to the game and give players a less linear progression path so that leveling for a second or third time isn’t the exact same.
Unfortunately, I can’t see how they could possibly do this and get them done right and with enough content to be interesting in such a short amount of time, but fine. Although, this smacks of “keep them leveling longer so that they don’t bitch that there’s no end game content”. (I’ve always gotten a chuckle out of the term “end game” being used in an MMO. There is no “end” so it’s pretty hilarious.)
7. There will be one new arena and two new battlegrounds at launch.
Nothing will ever be as epic as pre-battleground WoW, or at the very least, pre-nerf Alterac Valley. So, this is pretty “meh”. Arenas are the buttcrack of WoW, in my opinion.
8. PvP pet battles are going to be fun and causal, only tracking the number of wins and not the number of losses. When fighting another player, you cannot see the other players name or communicate with them.
Yay!!!! This is the best part of the whole press tour! I plan to sit in Orgrimmar and do nothing but pet battles while talking in guild chat! No, I’m not joking, I really do plan to do that. I have 110 or so non combat pets I can sit there all day. This may be the future of WoW for me if there’s no REAL casual content.
9. Currently, every race except Goblin and Worgen can learn the ways of the monk.
Why the eff did they even bother with this one? What was the purpose of shorting (HAHA, puns are great) Goblins and Worgens out of being monks? Oh, a werewolf can’t be a monk, but a filthy goat man can?! Where is the logic in this? Belf monks? GNOME monks but no Goblins?! Who’s thinking this crap up and how many blows to the skull have they had in the last 30 or so years?! Goblins and Worgens should be monks, this whole “only certain races can” garbage is soooooo 7 years ago.
10. The Tillers faction will let you run your own farm! The farmer’s market will provide daily quest to improve your farm every day, you will be able to clear plots of land and plant things like cooking ingredients, herbalism nodes, gifts for NPCs to build your reputation… etc.
Really?
No……..REALLY?! Farmville WoW?! My excitement is waning.
All in all, I’m mostly about most of the bread crumbs that were just dropped. Meaning there better be a pot o gold at the end of the rainbow and not a big tub o shit.